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Everyone needs to eat. I once heard of a man who baffled scientists with his reputed ability to forego eating for years on end, and well, that man is dead. And I can't imagine a less fun party guest. Some people say it's a drag to have to feed yourself, but plain and simple, those people are douchebags. But you, lover of all things gastronomic, you are a special breed. You possess the innate knowledge that feeding yourself, in addition to bring a necessary activity, can be a hell of a lot of fun. But there is a dark side to being so wholly knowledgeable and handsome: choice. Choice, yes f**king choice: it's the hard cold b*tch that stands between you and food coma.  When I created the What the F**k Should I Make for Dinner website, it was not out of benevolence. No sir or madam: it was out of malice for choice (did I mention choice is a b*tch?), who, on many occasions has left me crying, shaking uncomfortably in the corner of my apartment, hungry and confused. And so, with this book, like the website, I hope that I can silence the voices in your head, even if only for a night, and tell your indecisive a** what the f**k to make for dinner.

Zach Golden is a writer who grew up working and cooking in restaurants, the impetus for both his love for food and for swear words.  He started WhattheF**kShouldIMakeForDinner.com in 2010 to address his own mealtime indecision, as well as to provide an economically viable way to say "f**k" over and over.  He lives in Brooklyn, New York, with his girlfriend Sara and dog Oscar, both of whom he allows on the furniture.